Well, my hair is dry. It's definitely yellow. I think it got lighter as it dried.
I had to go make people look like paintings and sculptures tonight, so I slapped on a face and a scarf, and took my freshly-citrus noggin to work.
The reviews were almost laughably good. It's okay, people, I know it's a heinous wreck, you don't have to tell me "BLONDE IS SUCH A GOOD COLOR FOR YOU!" I am very secure about my appearance. I do not need pleasant lies and ego-stroking. This isn't blonde. It's a patchy yellow wreck. It's not super flattering. It's also temporary, and it's okay.
It's still really startling in the mirror.