My nature center holds an annual Fall Faire sorta pumpkin patch fundraiser thing. Crafts and games and children and ponies and whatnot. I have been designated "Grill Manager" for the past two years, which basically involves bringing supplies to the firefighters-who-do-the-actual-griling and making sure there is relish in the relish bucket.
I don't pass up an opportunity to dress funny.
China Glaze "Unpredictable" on the green nails, and a combo of CG "Orange Marmalade" and Sally Hansen's Nail Prisms "Coral Amber" on the orange nail, covered with a spiderweb nail decal and some Orly "Shine On Crazy Diamond" just for shits-n-giggles.
And the purple tarantula that ate my braiiiiiiiin! Okay, it's a headband. I'm supposed to look comically shocked, mostly I look like I'm yawning and rolling my eyes at the same time. You'd be surprised at the number of people who really didn't register that it was supposed to be a spider. I think it's awfully spidery, but I pay attention to that sort of thing. I dunno.
I'm sunburned and I have little teeny bumps all over my upper arms. I can't tell if it's from meat grease or heat or sun or what, but it's not super pleasant. Fortunately (?), I am somewhat symmetrically sunburned. So that's a plus?
I came home to cat pee AND dog vomit on the carpet. I just know they're conspiring to get Expensive-Sick soon. You pricks, I just dropped $700 on the cat at the vet for the blood sugar and the carpet peeing, don't you start this shit again.
I would do unspeakable things if this entire house had vinyl flooring that I could just mop.